Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit incrementbyfour This suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit

This suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering

Nothing says “leave me alone” like a mildly aggressive waterfowl

like how the remote always disappears between the cushions

and looking like you definitely own a field guide to moss

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Bless This Shitshow Embroidery Kit incrementbyfour This suspiciously wholesome embroidery kitThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least its decorative. The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase Bless This Shitshow ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire. Included: a 6" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just pretty enough colors, two needles (in case