Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar Malka Older The composite toe keeps it

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Edda races to uncover what secrets may have followed her across the ocean

smiling turtle makes a perfect playtime companion for every adventure

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Effin' Birds 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar Malka Older The composite toe keeps itPrepare yourself for the best avian swear a thon imaginable! Each weekly page of this hilarious swear a day bird calendar features a piece of vintage bird artwork paired with an expletive laden saying perfect for devout bird lovers and connoisseurs of profane snark alike. Combined weekend pages provide a special (all new!) opportunity for fans to write their own funny and irreverent captions, ad lib style. Laugh (and swear!) all year long with this