Custom Funny Long Distance Should Have Moved Closer Gift Candle funny candle “If only my waistline matched

“If only my waistline matched my patience level during group texts or waiting for my coffee

or TikTok confessionals in your kitchen

or a casual coffee run

It's a perfect blend of comfort and inspiration that'll remind you to make the most of every moment

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Custom Funny Long Distance Should Have Moved Closer Gift Candle funny candle “If only my waistline matchedCustom long distance candle should have moved closer. The miles are real, the love is realer, and this candle is the fragrant reminder that proximity would have been appreciated. This funny long distance farewell gift candle is the goodbye gift that says I love you and also you should have thought about this differently. Who this is for: The long distance friend or family member who moved too far Anyone needing a funny personalized moving away gift